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Fried Calamari (Better Than Your Favorite Italian Restaurant)

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Priya
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Bad calamari is chewy rubber. Good calamari is a revelation.

This fried calamari is light, shatteringly crisp, and tender inside. The secret? Super-hot oil, a quick fry, and a cornmeal-dredge that stays crunchy. Plate it with marinara and lemon. You just beat your local red-checkered-tablecloth joint.

Step-by-Step Instructions

1

Soak

Place calamari in a bowl. Cover with buttermilk.

Let sit for 15 minutes (tenderizes + removes fishy taste).

2

Heat Oil

Pour 2 inches of oil into a heavy pot or Dutch oven.

Heat to 375°F (190°C). Use a thermometer—non-negotiable.

3

Make Dredge

In a shallow bowl, whisk flour, cornmeal, salt, pepper, paprika, and cayenne.

4

Dredge

Remove calamari from buttermilk, letting excess drip off.

Toss in flour mixture until fully coated.

Shake off extra.

5

Fry Fast

Drop calamari in oil in small batches (don’t crowd).

Fry 60-90 seconds only—until light golden.

Overcooking = rubber. Trust the timer.

6

Drain and Serve

Remove with slotted spoon. Drain on paper towels.

Sprinkle immediately with salt.

Serve with lemon wedges and warm marinara.

Summary

Prep Time: 20 minutes | Cook Time: 5 minutes | Total Time: 25 minutes

Yield: 4 appetizer servings

Difficulty: Easy

Storage Notes

Do Not Refrigerate Leftovers (Seriously)

Fried calamari becomes chewy and sad within hours. Make only what you’ll eat immediately.

Prep Ahead Instead:

  • Soak calamari in buttermilk up to 4 hours ahead. Keep refrigerated.
  • Mix dry dredge up to 1 week ahead, stored in a bag or jar.

Reheat Fail:

There’s no good way to reheat fried calamari. Air fryer helps a little, but fresh is the only real answer.

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